Here is a poem I wrote about Cheetos when I was a kid: Ode to the Cheeto oh sweet cheeto, how you beckon from afar ||| those other chips, hmph! just never up to par ||| your curly cue shape, those twists and turns ||| oh baby baby, you know my heart yearns ||| i'm down on my knees, i'm begging you please ||| send me into ecstasy with your imitation cheese ||| oh how it drives me wildly insane ||| those precious molecules of ethanol butane ||| as my hand plunges in, searching for another ||| my eyes gaze at Chester - DAMN! he's one sexy mother ||| even when i finish, your presense still does linger ||| as a constant reminder, i've got my cheesy fingers ||| to some, the eediots, they say it tastes like shit ||| why, for a simple cheeto, i would remain celibate